Listen to the tune under the moon.
The tune is called "brush your teeth"
Make your kid learn it fluently without any shadow of a doubt! Shout out!
http://iamtpain.smule.com/trackid/1680828
fredag 18. november 2011
lørdag 15. oktober 2011
Saturday happy-recovery-ruff-n-smooth
Feelin' sad and black? Is your Saturday whack? Want your mambo jambo spirit back?
Listen to this track! I promise you, it is not yack.
Move your belly belly, like it was a jelly jelly.
Move your bum-bum, just like you did with your tum-tum.
And hum-hum to the tune (if you know it. If you don't then don't - it doesn't sound good, and you look like a fool that is in lack of school...education!)
Chaaaaa, pandem!
Listen to this track! I promise you, it is not yack.
Move your belly belly, like it was a jelly jelly.
Move your bum-bum, just like you did with your tum-tum.
And hum-hum to the tune (if you know it. If you don't then don't - it doesn't sound good, and you look like a fool that is in lack of school...education!)
Chaaaaa, pandem!
mandag 23. mai 2011
It's been a long time...
It's been a while.
You may have been thinking that I had been eaten by a crocodile. Well, who told you that? My auntie Shanti? Don't listen to her, she's mentally ill, and that's no thrill. Baby chill, you will?
The important thing is that I'm here now...well, at least for a while (you never know when you'll be eaten by a crocodile). In fact...I've been moving my tum-tum and my bum-bum around lately. To where, you may aks. Well, let me tell you, Mr. nosy man, even though it's none of your business!
I've been moving from the biggest country in tha world to the fifth biggest country in the world, just to smooch down a bit and check if it was more muddy on the other side of the lake. And let me tell you, man...IT IS! Muddier...on the other side...of the lake.
I'm in the country where the women's bra's are ill...guessed the country yet? No? Okay...let me give you another hintie-haunty:
I'm in the country where they don't have elephants....or kangaroos for that matter. Got it now? Yes, I'm in BRASIL - the fifth biggest country in the world, where they don't have a clue about what to do, so the lead a woman instead of a womanizer lead the country men, and discussing with the Chinese people about Yen. Come on, man!Here in Brasilia, you don't have a special criteria. You just sit still, and take a chill pill if you will...and maybe climb a hill...it's not that much of a thrill...
I miss my country Africa - the biggest country in tha world...
fredag 31. desember 2010
Happy for the old year, anxious for the new
I hope you will all have an "okay" New Year. If not okay, then listen to what my mother use(d) to say(said):
"STOP Whining, and start dining and keep on rewinding!"
Here´s a song that you can play all day long. It´s played by my third cousin (she´s a bit strange and has crooked teeth. I don´t like crooked teeth...)
"STOP Whining, and start dining and keep on rewinding!"
Here´s a song that you can play all day long. It´s played by my third cousin (she´s a bit strange and has crooked teeth. I don´t like crooked teeth...)
lørdag 11. desember 2010
Sleepless in Africa
You may think that I am falling asleep here in Africa, but I'm not. Especially not tonight.
The reason for this is that I cannot stop thinking and wondering about a certain happening that occured earlier on this day, today (some might claim it happened yesterday since it's night time, but for me it still feels like it happened today, since I am lying awake, and cannot stop thinking about it, you know!).
A very important man that we call "the cairman" here in Africa lost his job today. He made a fool out of his profession, being a chairman and all. "What happened?" you might axe yourself. "What's his profession?" you may also axe yourself. To the last question I have to be straight up forward with you and say: wakey wakey! I just told you what profession he has - he is THE CHAIRMAN - a very important man who sits in his chair!! Come on, man! Stop axin' stupid questions like that. Chaaaa, pandem!
To your first question, I have this answer:
He was sitting in his chair, being the chairman and all, giving a very important interview to a very good looking and attractive rose bush of an African woman on the ANTAEOD-channel (short for Africa News Today And Every Other Day channel) - the most important news channel in the whole of Africa. Everything was going fine the first 20 seconds. But all of a recent-sudden-death-experience the chairman fell off his chair! And we all know what that means: when a chairman falls off his chair, there is no way he can get back on his chair again. The country has to find a new chair, and a new man to sit on the new chair (that's why they call it a chairman, silly silly bang bang!).
This is not something very extraordinary, since it happens once every 50 years, but it is the first time that it has happened during an interview. Most of the times a chairman has fallen off his chair and therefore lost his profession, has been because he has been so busy getting the flies away from his eyes. And you know, it is easier to lose balance when you wave your hands in front of your face and your eye region like a waving flag. So this reason for losing a profession as a chairman is more understandable than this interview at the ANTEAOD-channel.
One thing is for certain: this will not be forgotten so quickly as the other events that have occured lately.
The reason for this is that I cannot stop thinking and wondering about a certain happening that occured earlier on this day, today (some might claim it happened yesterday since it's night time, but for me it still feels like it happened today, since I am lying awake, and cannot stop thinking about it, you know!).
A very important man that we call "the cairman" here in Africa lost his job today. He made a fool out of his profession, being a chairman and all. "What happened?" you might axe yourself. "What's his profession?" you may also axe yourself. To the last question I have to be straight up forward with you and say: wakey wakey! I just told you what profession he has - he is THE CHAIRMAN - a very important man who sits in his chair!! Come on, man! Stop axin' stupid questions like that. Chaaaa, pandem!
To your first question, I have this answer:
He was sitting in his chair, being the chairman and all, giving a very important interview to a very good looking and attractive rose bush of an African woman on the ANTAEOD-channel (short for Africa News Today And Every Other Day channel) - the most important news channel in the whole of Africa. Everything was going fine the first 20 seconds. But all of a recent-sudden-death-experience the chairman fell off his chair! And we all know what that means: when a chairman falls off his chair, there is no way he can get back on his chair again. The country has to find a new chair, and a new man to sit on the new chair (that's why they call it a chairman, silly silly bang bang!).
This is not something very extraordinary, since it happens once every 50 years, but it is the first time that it has happened during an interview. Most of the times a chairman has fallen off his chair and therefore lost his profession, has been because he has been so busy getting the flies away from his eyes. And you know, it is easier to lose balance when you wave your hands in front of your face and your eye region like a waving flag. So this reason for losing a profession as a chairman is more understandable than this interview at the ANTEAOD-channel.
One thing is for certain: this will not be forgotten so quickly as the other events that have occured lately.
tirsdag 30. november 2010
Are you nuts???
No, I'm not.
Why you axe me that? Eh? You think you are cool or something?
I am not nuts, but I love something that has nuts in it.
I give you a hint-hint:
It look like poop, smells like soup and you can eat a whole bunch without your group (members - meaning your tribe, if you will).
Got it? No? Ookay....
Then I'll give you a hint-hint-hint:
It smells so good and can't be misunderstood.
It starts with coco, follows with nut and ends with cake.
Yes!
That's right! It's a
COCO NUT CAKE!!!!
I am not quite wake without a coco nut cake! Now I'm going to eat some coco nut cake and watch Wemba womba Ricky Jenny Freeenzy Lake (and no, she is no snake...although she's a bit fake)
Have a less awful day than you had yesterday
Jambo!
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