Me? I´m very proud!

Today, I am happy happy! Why you aks?
Well, my friend, tink about it! Just a couple of days ago, we got a new president of the biggest country in the world (Africa). His name is Baracko Nobako Nubuku Bamarama (also known by the short and foolish name : Obama) and he is, like many other people....KIND OF African.

You see, with kind of, I don´t mean that he is kind of kind (although I´m hoping he is kind of kind...kind of)! I mean that he is not totally-bet-all-the-flies-in-the-Africans-eyes-and-swallow-a-tiger-after-eating-a-crocodile pure African, but I think his grandmother was. And I am not the one to judge, you know? If he wants to be African, then let him be that. You know?

Anyway, anyhow,any who, any...what? Let me clear my throat and whipe my nose before I continue (damn, these flies in my eyes).

*coughing and coughing, and blowing and blowing*

This man, bamarama ("Obama"), he is funny! And he likes to dance. But there is something strange about him, you know? He speak-a-lot-of politics and says he will save the world. But when he says he will save the world by starting to remove all these weird places with the strange names like Guantanamo, Iwrack and things like that, I start to wonder; has this guy been eating to many lions? Does he not think straight? If he wants to save " The World", then why not start by saving AFRICA - THE BIGGEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD???!!!!

I mean, come on, man! If you save the biggest country in the world, you have practically done a great job already! So if you screw up and focus too much on the good food that you will get for free while you are in this big white resident during your time as the president, people will not focus so much on your mistakes. You know?

Clever, eh?

So, Mr. Baracko Nobako Nubuku Bamarama (also known by the short and foolish name Obama)
Listen! Give us fluesmekkah, and we will tell you what more you have to do to save us, okay?

And please! Stop sending us all the food from Western countries all the time. Why?

1: It´s not food, it´s powder!
2: we have our stomache full!
3: My mother cooks me zebra food every day, and I always have left overs for lunch for the following day.
4: My brother cannot go to school because of the FLIES IN HIS EYES! (He cannot see the road and follow the rest of his tribe´s footsteps). Ever tried to see straight ahead in front of you with flies in your eyes? It´s not easy, Mr. Baracko Nobako!


So, please man, understand that you wil do wonders by helping my homeland Africa - the biggest country in the world.

(If you know Baracko Nobako; please send this to him)

Tank you