Not so smooth criminal

The other day
i was accused of being a criminal
I went out and played in a yard...
but it wasn´t my yard.

I did not think. I did not think.
I did not think it mattered it was
the prime ministers yard.

While I was there (in Mr prime ministers yard)
I thought I might just drop by to take a leak, leak,
isn´t that a human right?

The door was not open.
So i had to get in by force .
The door was not open,
so I went in through the window, of course!

The following day
I sat in a little jail house
and they started to claim,
that I had comitted a crime.

I said I object, and I reject.
And i decline that stealing was an intention of mine.

You know, we Africans never steal, never steal.
I come from Africa - the biggest country world, but still....

I am being accused
of being a crminal

is it couse I´m black?

"eh...yes",
answered policeman jack.

chaaah, pandem!